Three Middle-earth themed limericksThese were written for the summer 2005limerick challenge of Haldir Lovers (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HaldirLovers) |
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A hard-working maiden from Bree took both twins to her bed - one for free. During night, in the dark, she cried "Listen! Oh hark! Tell me, now, who is entering me?" |
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The adulterous old Took of the Shire announced that his "tool" was for hire but he didn't expect his own wife to detect the small ad and come looking for fire! |
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A desperate street girl in Bree said "I'd do anybody for free! Be he orc, elf or man, even dwarf (Longbeard clan), but for Gríma, I'd charge double fee!" |
Written by Malinornë, July 2005