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Three Middle-earth themed limericks

These were written for the summer 2005
limerick challenge of Haldir Lovers
(http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HaldirLovers)
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A hard-working maiden from Bree
took both twins to her bed - one for free.
During night, in the dark,
she cried "Listen! Oh hark!
Tell me, now, who is entering me?"
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The adulterous old Took of the Shire
announced that his "tool" was for hire
but he didn't expect
his own wife to detect
the small ad and come looking for fire!
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A desperate street girl in Bree
said "I'd do anybody for free!
Be he orc, elf or man,
even dwarf (Longbeard clan),
but for Gríma, I'd charge double fee!"



Written by Malinornë, July 2005